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Could this be, the most environmentally friendly piece of advertising possible? I think there’s a chance.

There’s also a chance that it’s the most ridiculous thing for someone to do while at the beach as the rentoid.com founder Steve clearly loves this humble little web business. Yep, that’s him in the corner.

I had a dream to make this ad last night.

So after lunch me and Luke jumped on the bike and did this little stunt. Ross filmed it, and Luke turned it into our little homemade advertisement, which quite franly we think is pretty cool for 15 minutes of effort and zero expense. (Except for the fact I split my favourite jeans doing it - oh well)

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What do you reckon? Pretty innovative, and well rentoid is even more innovative! Woot Woot.

Here’s a real story about two rentoid members and their experience - visually depicted. It’s how we do our advertising here at rentoid - pen, paper, the truth and a little imagination.  Enjoy!

This is the greatest piece of copy writing of all time. Well, maybe not the greatest, but it is certainly up there. When someone paints a visual in your mind, takes you back, and makes you laugh all at the same time, it awesome. And so is this from Ebay:

This is a max wicked sick BMX. It’s a Reliance Boomerang and it’s done heaps of maximum extreme stunts. I have mostly done stunts on this bike since forever. Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx. Some details about sickmax BMX: Comes with everything you see including: TOPS AS SUSPENSION REAR FORKS!! 2 x wheels 1 x seat I will even thrown my sick BMXing name for FREE - Wicked Styx. Has minor surface rust on handlebars and front forks (easily removed). More rust on rear forks (as shown in pics). Tyres hold air but are pretty old. Basically, it’s an old BMX, but it’s radness is still 100% in tact. Tricks I have done on this BMX: Endos - 234. Sick Wheelies - 687. Skids - 143,000. Bunny Hops - 2 (Bunny Hops are gay and my brother dared me to do them, which I did because I’m Rad to the power of Sick). Flipouts - 28. Basically if you buy this bike you will instantly become a member to every club that was ever invented, worldwide, because you will be awesome. Pick up from Richmond in Melbourne. Throw your hands in the air like you just don’t mind.

Question & Answer    Answered On
Q:     Dudu , thats the sickest description ive read to date . Had me and my family in stitches. If you reconsider postage for this bike im happy to pay you for…more    30-Jan-09
A:     Hello Radster. I suppose I could skid down to the postie and see what it would cost to post. I don’t know where you live, but I might just try…more
Q:     dude, does this bike come with contraception because i all ready have 3 kids.this is the best description i have ever read i think you should go into business…more    30-Jan-09
A:     Thanks Sick Guy. It doesn’t come with contraception, but I will include a photo of me doing a stunt if you like. It’s pretty blurry, but it’s…more
Q:     How long are the skids that this bike can do?    29-Jan-09
A:     Dear Mad Dog. The skids odometer shows 128,992 metres, but i think it might have gone round the clock. I once did a skid that went for two weeks.

Your Job: Give us a rad description for a rentoid item - and we’ll give you something awesome in return… which we don’t know what yet, but we are open for suggestions!

Cheers, Rentoid Crew.

This internet is a Crazy, Zainy thing. Tom & Trent gives us some funny stuff on it with some rentoid thrown in for good measure.

If you’re offended - sorry, the sun will come up tomorrow.

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